|me:||[watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]|
|friend:||[sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]|
|me:||what the fuck i dont have time for this|
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
That’s cool and all, but if a girl did that, she’s considered crazy.
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
|other country:||wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved|
|america:||there is just no stopping the war on drugs........|
|other country:||we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning|
|america:||no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........|
|other country:||gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions|
|america:||wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............|
|other country:||nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt|
|america:||if only there was a way.............................|