baby are you a bad fish too?

me:[watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend:[sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me:what the fuck i dont have time for this


remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

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Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

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This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

That’s cool and all, but if a girl did that, she’s considered crazy.

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i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via slejhammr)

other country:wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america:there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country:we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america:no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country:gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america:wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country:nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america:if only there was a way.............................
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